• Me all the time: I'd rather be at Disney

rnackenzie:

how am i gonna become an adult i dont even know how to make a signature 

(via laughcentre)

gay-nations:

I remember on my 4th grade field trip my class was standing on a hill and my teacher said “lets roll out” and I was like oh ok so I stared rolling down the hill and I had to hold my teachers hand for the rest of the day

(via oh-the-hilarity)

flutterlings:

the whole yahoo/tumblr thing is rly just like when a single dad marries a new woman and the kids get rebellious and are like “YOU’RE NOT MY REAL MOM”

(via humourprincess)